THE GOLDEN GIRLS PODCAST! Each week Anthony Desamito (@AnthonyDesamito) and Genevieve Rice (@genevieverice) invite a guest comedian to watch an episode of the Golden Girls and they discuss its greatness just for you! (@tyfbap)

This week our guest is the great Hannah Heard (@hahahannah421) on the Golden Girls podcast! Hooray! It was the one where Sophia finds a boyfriend in the personals but it comes with a price, his sister, and she has a very bad plan for their relationship. Also, Rose is visited by an old lover who she does not remember at all. C-plot: Blanche gets striped of all her womanly powers. We talked about houses made of trash, dropping sick old blindfolded women in the middle of town and no-incest lemonade. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

Direct download: TYFBAP_168_Hannah_Heard.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 10:00am MST

We had the superbly, amazing comedy writer Julie Seabaugh (@Julie Seabaugh, Rolling Stone, Variety) on the Golden Girls podcast! We had a pope-isode! We watched one where the Pope is coming to visit Miami and Sophia is hunting him down so he can help bless her dying friend Agnus. Also, Blanche points out that Miles might be cheating on Rose. C-plot: Dorothy and Blanche compete to see who can give Rose the best present. We talked about how to deal with greeting cards, gymnastic sex horse pain and of course, the Pope's entourage. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

Direct download: TYFBAP_167_Julie_Seabaugh.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 10:00am MST

We had the superbly great Danielle Arce (@DanielleArce, Breakfast Babes, DanielleLand) on the Golden Girls podcast! We watched a soldier-sode! It was the one where one of Blanche's hook-ups comes back from the fighting in the Gulf War to be with Blanche again... But Blanche doesn't remember him. Also, Sophia is writing her will and she's trying to make sure Dorothy gets nothing. We talked about full-frontal nude Harvey Keitel, grave-robbing and Danielle's super nice projector. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).  

Direct download: TYFBAP_166_Danielle_Arce.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 10:00am MST

We had Golden Girls superfan Valerie Roberts (@ValleyValAZ, Tempe Center for the Arts) on the Golden Girls podcast! Valerie won all 3 Golden Girls prizes at our last live show at the Big Pine Comedy Festival, so yes, we had to have her on. It’s a ghostisode! We watched the one where Blanche’s family plantation is being torn down and she will do everything to stop it! Also, Sophia gets a visit from her dead husband. We talked about ghosts, ghosts and more ghosts. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

Direct download: TYFBAP_165_Valerie_Roberts.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 10:00am MST

We had male comedian Bill Laskowski (@BillLaskowski, Big Pine Comedy Festival) on the Golden Girls podcast! It was an Italy-sode! It was the one where Dorothy goes on a cruise with a new lover and leaves Blanche in charge of Sophia, who decides that this is a good time to visit Italy all by herself. Also, Rose is fed up with Miles because he's become very cheap lately. We talked about harassing Rodeo Drive store employees, smelling dudes' armpits and strong-arming your way to navigating a boat. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

Direct download: TYFBAP_164_Bill_Laskowski.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 10:00am MST

We had the magical Kerrilynn Gallagher (@kergal14, PHX People, Lady Killers) on the Golden Girls podcast! It was a hurricanisode! From the infamous NBC's Hurricane Saturday, a one-off cross-over programming block with Empty Nest and Nurses! It's the one where a hurricane's a comin' and Sophia is the only one who seems to care, Dorothy catches her sister Gloria having sex with Stan who is still in therapy from Ep 160 and Blanche and Rose try to save a lighthouse through a fundraiser. A LOT HAPPENS! We talked Bea Arthur's body double, Michael's iron-on letters and monkey keychains. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

Direct download: TYFBAP_162__163_Kerrilynn_Gallagher.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 10:00am MST

We had the lovely Andrew Ryan Fox (@KillAndrewFox, Slapped Jack Black in the face, Andrew Ryan Fox Live At The Velvet Underground! album)  It was a fake recap episode! We watched the one where Dorothy somehow goes on a date with a very popular bachelor and makes everyone else jealous. So the remaining three Golden Girls stay up late and go back in time: telling horrible dating stories! We talked about the tv show Slut Grandma, literally making a margarita in a sailor's mouth and pubes in your teeth. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz). 

Direct download: TYFBAP_161_Andrew_Ryan_Fox.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 10:00am MST

We had the awesomeness that is Iesha Renee (@IeshaRenee6, Arizona's Funniest Person with a Day Job Finalist, Big Pine Comedy Festival) on the Golden Girls podcast! AND it was a tiredcast. We watched the one where Rose is writing roast jokes for a co-worker which Blanche decides she's going to date and it turns out he's a mama's boy. Also, Stan ambushes Dorothy during a therapy session and the issue being: Sophia. We talked about fart dust, monkey volcanoes and chewing your boyfriend's gum. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz). 

Direct download: TYFBAP_160_Iesha_Renee.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 10:00am MST

We had the totally fun Jeremiah Coughlan (@haha_jcough, Crom Comedy Festival, Hudson Comedy Festival) and the amazingness that is Pauline Yasuda (@PaulineYasuda, California's Funniest Female Winner, The Bill Engvall Show) on the Big Pine Comedy Festival's live Thank You For Being a Podcast! We sat at Blendz in Flagstaff and watched the one where Dorothy tries to write a letter to her dead father, Sophia pretends to be possessed by Rose's late husband's ghost and Blanche coaches a baseball player with unorthodox methods. We talked about being 3/4 dead, Abbott and Costello's "relationship" and the enemies of wigs. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz). Disclaimer: Genevieve's voice is a little low in this recording, but she is there! Just listen closely it's a fun episode.

Direct download: TYFBAP_159_Pauline_Yasuda__Jeremiah_Coughlan.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 10:00am MST

We had the amazing Jihan Sabir (@JihanSabir, The Ebony Mic) on the Golden Girls podcast! It's a secretsode! It was the one where the girls find out that Blanche's house isn't up to code to have so many tenants living in her home and one Golden Girl has to eventually leave. Also, we find out that Sophia has been married before she was married to Dorothy's father. And Rose knows building codes! We talked about illegal immigrants living in your trailer, salami masturbation and sequin blouse wearing skeletons. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

Direct download: TYFBAP_158_Jihan_Sabir.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 10:00am MST