THE GOLDEN GIRLS PODCAST! Each week Anthony Desamito (@AnthonyDesamito) and Genevieve Rice (@genevieverice) invite a guest comedian to watch an episode of the Golden Girls and they discuss its greatness just for you! (@tyfbap)

We had the amazing Jihan Sabir (@JihanSabir, The Ebony Mic) on the Golden Girls podcast! It's a secretsode! It was the one where the girls find out that Blanche's house isn't up to code to have so many tenants living in her home and one Golden Girl has to eventually leave. Also, we find out that Sophia has been married before she was married to Dorothy's father. And Rose knows building codes! We talked about illegal immigrants living in your trailer, salami masturbation and sequin blouse wearing skeletons. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

Direct download: TYFBAP_158_Jihan_Sabir.mp3
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We had Mary Upchurch (@maryupchurch on Insta, Jesterz, Arizona's Funniest Person With a Day Job Finalist) and Jack Galvin (@realjackgalvin, Big Pine Comedy Festival) on the Golden Girls podcast! Huzzah! It's a wheelchairsode! It's the one where Dorothy hires a nurse to help with Sophia who is wheelchair bound and the nurse starts stewing up trouble. Also, Blanche enters her grand-daughter into the Little Miss Miami beauty pageant and Blanche gets way too into it. We talked about crazy child actors, swamp meet wheelchairs and dying in Evian water. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

Direct download: TYFBAP_157_Jack_Galvin__Mary_Upchurch.mp3
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We had the wonderful Brett Erickson (@iBrettmypants, The Unbookables, The Doug Stanhope Podcast) on the Golden Girls podcast! AND. IT. WAS. AWESOME! It was Golden Girls meets Murder She Wrote: We watched the one where the Golden Girls attend a murder mystery night for Blanche's work and there turns out to be a real murder... And Blanche is the main suspect! Also, Sophia steals a bunch of silverware. We talked about prostitution motels, orgasming with a dildo in your butt and kinky knife play. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

Direct download: TYFBAP_156_Brett_Erickson.mp3
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We had the amazing Gina Brillon (@GinaBrillon, The Fluffy Movie, Comedy Central’s Live at Gotham) and the incredible Kim Porter (@Kimboheinie, L.A. Drama Critic's Circle Award, Phoenix New Times' Big Brain Award) on the Golden Girls podcast! Hooray! We watched the one where Blanche develops some old photos and discovers that Rose's ex-husband Charlie may have possibly slept with Blanche! Also, Dorothy fights getting help for her hearing despite the girls' advice. And there was a bullhorn. We talked about Alanis Morissette's mouth, licking baby hair and Gerald Ford falling out of an airplane. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

Direct download: TYFBAP_155_Gina_Brillon__Kim_Porter.mp3
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We had the most amazing person in the world on the podcast, the awesome Mariana Desamito (@comedicfailure on Insta, @cobelita on Snap)! We watched the one where a kids' school play being put on at Dorothy's school is under siege because the kids in the play got the measles. So, the girls volunteer to act and sing in the Golden Girls version of Chicken Little! Hooray! Also, a love-scorned obituaries writer publishes Blanche's false obituary in the paper and Blanche is completely shocked because of her exaggerated age in which she fake died. We talked about high school drama teachers, Jack-In-The-Box cleaning songs and Hometown Buffet reading prizes. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

Direct download: TYFBAP_154_Mariana_Desamito.mp3
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We had NO GUEST! It's just Anthony Desamito (@AnthonyDesamito, FOX's Laughs, The Doug Stanhope Podcast) and Genevieve Rice (@genevieverice, The Dana Gould Hour, Bird City Comedy Festival founder) on the GG Podcast! Huzzah! We watched the second part of what turned out to be a flashback-isode, our FAVORITE kind. It's the conclusion of the one where Sophia is arrested for setting her old retirement home on fire. Uh-oh. We talked about dogs being stuck together, the movie Loverboy and why Shady Pines is called "Shady." Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz). 

Direct download: TYFBAP_153_Anthony_Desamito__Genevieve_Rice.mp3
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She's back! It's Molly Dean (@WLDbrryHashTart, The Freakin' A's) on the Golden Girls podcast again... Hooray! It's a flashback-isode! We watched the one where it's revealed that Sophia was the one who set her retirement home on fire from episode one! And during this ordeal, the Golden Girls somehow reminisce about everything from being a slut to saving marine mammals. We talked about the Latins, Jew Jerry Curls and how Bea Arthur doesn't know how to write. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

Direct download: TYFBAP_152_Molly_Dean.mp3
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Our guest this week is Joe Kaye (@JoeCharlesKaye, Canteen Points) on the Golden Girls podcast! It's a Stan-isode. We hungover-ishly watched the one where Dorothy enters a bachelorette auction and Stan wins her! Also, Sophia's brother Angelo visits under bad circumstances. AND Dorothy and Stan inherit an apartment building. We talked about how the movie Point Break was created, Rosebud diapers and the Roseanne reboot: Ghostanne. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

Direct download: TYFBAP_151_Joe_Kaye.mp3
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Our guest this week is Jessie Balli (@chatterboxaz). We watched the one where Dorothy decides to go on a date with a guy who stood her up on prom night, so of course she has ulterior motives. Also, Blanche goes on a crash diet so she can fit into her wedding dress and C-plot: Sophia tortures her with food. We talked about MySpace's flowing blessings, Gulliver's Island roleplay and fully blown Asians. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

Direct download: TYFBAP_150_Jessie_Balli.mp3
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This week's guest is the great Jimmy Callaway (@Jimmytheworm, Lupo Danish Never Has Nightmares, Splitsider) on the Golden Girls podcast! We watched the one where Blanche tries to join "The Daughters of the South" and she discovers some shocking information during the process. Also, Miles is back from hiding in an Amish community because the Cheeseman has gotten out of prison and is out looking for him. And Sophia loses her glasses. We talked about a Golden Girls as Walking Dead characters, the Miami Freeway and Captain Kangaroo threesomes. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

Direct download: TYFBAP_149_Jimmy_Callaway.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 10:00am MST