THE GOLDEN GIRLS PODCAST! Each week Anthony Desamito (@AnthonyDesamito) and Genevieve Rice (@genevieverice) invite a guest comedian to watch an episode of the Golden Girls and they discuss its greatness just for you! (@tyfbap)
The Golden Girls Ep 065 Blanche's Little Girl with Ali Musa

The fantastical, titallating Ali Musa (@AliM1986, Big Pine Comedy Festival, Arizona's Funniest Comedian Semi-Finalist) watched the Golden Girls with us! Guys, it was the fat shaming episode. It was the one where Blanche's estranged daughter comes to visit and guess what? She's gained a lot of weight and it makes everything weird. And the fat jokes just don't stop. Ever. We talked about duck sauce stains, Foghorn Leghorn and Tommy Lasorda weed suit sex. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

Direct download: TYFBAP_065_Ali_Musa.mp3
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The Golden Girls Ep 064 The Artist with Mindy Keeling

The awesome, best-person-in-the-world Mindy Keeling (@MindykLMTphx, Del Close Marathon, Phoenix Improv Festival) watched and recapped an episode of the Golden Girls with us! We ate lovely hummus and watched the one where the girls fight over a Hungarian artist who is looking for a muse for his next sculpture... And which Golden Girl will it be, you ask?!! We talked about dick shaped keychains, a Frankenstein made of Golden Girl parts and the Waterford Crystal of the prank world. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

Direct download: TYFBAP_064_Mindy_Keeling.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 12:00pm MST

The Golden Girls Ep 063 Charlie's Buddy with Rob Maebe and James Wells

We had the super homie Rob Maebe (@robmaebe, Big Pine Comedy Festival, Snap Battles) and the lovable James Wells (@oneleafclever, The Comedy Corner Underground, Comedy On Fire) on the Golden Girls podcast! We watched the one where Rose's late husband's "friend from the war" visits Miami and he his up to no good... Also he has the CRAZIEST EYEBROWS! We talked about sashimi dresses, the Carmen San Diego of eyebrows and the most annoying popcorn. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

Direct download: TYFBAP_063_Rob_Maebe__James_Wells.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 12:00pm MST

The Golden Girls Ep 062 Three on a Couch with Stina Love

We had the superb, great improvisor Stina Love (@StinaSieg, Twin Cities Improv Festival, Orange County Improv Festival) on the Golden Girls podcast once again! Hooray! It was the psychiatric episode of the GGs; perhaps also the burn episode. It was the one where the girls all decide to go to group therapy, where they are all instructed to just talk crap about each other. We talked about Gale from Breaking Bad, sleeping with guns and Scrooge McDuck. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

Direct download: TYFBAP_062_Stina_Sieg.mp3
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The Golden Girls Ep 061 The Audit with Bethany Evans

We had the spunky funness of Bethany Evans (@mixedupology, FST! Female Story Tellers, Tucson Comedy Arts Festival) on the Golden Girls podcast! And it's a Stanisode! You can hear the beautiful wind chimes outside as we watched the one where Dorothy and Stan get audited from super risky purchases during their marriage. We talked about E. Honda from Street Fighter, accounting dresses and how pawn shops work. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

Direct download: TYFBAP_061_Bethany_Evans.mp3
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LIVE! The Golden Girls Ep 060 A Visit From Little Sven with Lauren Bencaz and Matthew Chadourne

LIVE from the Scruffy City Comedy Festival in Knoxville, Tennessee! We had Lauren Bencaz (@LaurenBencaz, Cunt Brunch, Funniest Person in Columbus Finalist) and Matthew Chadourne (@MChadourne, Rocky Top Comedy Contest Winner, QED Comedy Laboratory) join us on the Pilot Light stage to watch the Golden Girls! We ate cereal and watched the one where Rose's Scandinavian cousin Sven visits en route to meet his arranged wife-to-be, but he ends up falling in love with VLANCHE instead! We talked about penis cakes, creepy mustache acting and eating all the food in a yacht. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

Direct download: TYFBAP_060_LIVE_Lauren_Bencaz__Matthew_Chadourne.mp3
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The Golden Girls Ep 059 Brotherly Love with Michael Paul Kohn

Fun and comedical person Michael Paul Kohn (@kohnofsilence, Big Pine Comedy Festival, Arizona's Funniest Comic Semi-Finalist) came to us for Golden Girls festivities, oh and it was grand! We watched the one where Dorothy bangs out Stan's super boring younger brother and Rose is having trouble sleeping. We talked about Joe Biden, lawn sex and piles of laundry. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

Direct download: TYFBAP_059_Michael_Paul_Kohn.mp3
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The Golden Girls Ep 058 Strange Bedfellows with Flip Schultz

Lovable, super human being Flip Schultz (@FlipSchultz, Last Comic Standing, The Gong Show) was our guest this week on the Golden Girls! We watched the one where Blanche is accused of sleeping with a married man who's running for city council and a paparazzi scandal ensues! We talked about the TV show Monster Lawyer, Elmo McBeal and quicksand vaginas. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

Direct download: TYFBAP_058_Flip_Schultz.mp3
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The Golden Girls Ep 057 Letter to Gorbachev with Jennifer Capati

The spunky and funnyfull Jennifer Capati (@JenniferCapati, Big Pine Comedy Festival, Tampa Improv Festival) joined us for a wonderful, foreign affairs-filled episode of the Golden Girls! It was the one where Rose tries to save the Earth from nuclear explosion and the 1987 Premier of Russia wants to meet with her. We talked about cannibalistic girls, German Alvin and the Chipmunks and pee dropping. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

Direct download: TYFBAP_057_Jennifer_Capati.mp3
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The Golden Girls Ep 056 Nothing Left to Fear But Fear Itself with Heidi Geldis-Young

We had the hilarious and grandiose Heidi Geldis-Young (@heidigeldis, Kill Tony #75, Big Pine Comedy Festival) watch the FDR inspired episode of the Golden Girls with us! It was the one where Rose's terrible aunt dies and the girls have to face their biggest fears. We talked about Copa Cabana eulogies, werewolves and Steven Segal vests. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

Direct download: TYFBAP_056_Heidi_Geldis-Young.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 12:00pm MST

The Golden Girls Ep 055 The Housekeeper with Shirley Whalen and Jeremy Hellwig

We had the super fun Shirley Whalen (@surelywailin, Shorefront's Funniest Comic, Toronto Comedy Brawl Finalist) and the fantastical Jeremy Hellwig (@JeremyHellwig, Big Pine Comedy Festival, Sorry Please Continue) visit Genevieve's cute Flagstaff Airbnb and watch the Golden Girls with us! We watched the one where the girls hire a Black maid and a pandora's box of racial stereotypes is opened. We talked about The White Jeffersons, ingrown dwarf hairs, the spin-off, "Marguerite the Magic Lawyer" and we also had a visit from a cute house mouse. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

Direct download: TYFBAP_055_Shirley_Whalen__Jeremy_Hellwig.mp3
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The Golden Girls Ep 054 Bringing Up Baby with Kevin Downey Jr.

We had the quirky and magical Kevin Downey Jr. (@kevindowneyjr, America's Got Talent, Queer Eye for the Straight Guy) on the Golden Girls podcast! It was a rare animals episode. It was the one where Rose inherits a pig and if the girls decide to take care of it until it dies, they will receive $100,000. And of course, conflict ensues! We talked about necrophiliac gangbangs, feed store law degrees and Kevin Spacey cruising guys in bathrooms. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

Direct download: TYFBAP_054_Kevin_Downey_Jr._.mp3
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The Golden Girls Ep 053 One For the Money with Lukas Seely

It's our one year podcast anniversary! Woohoo!!! And we had the very funny and tired (@lukasseely, FOX's Laughs, Louie Anderson Presents) on the Golden Girls podcast, who joined us therapy couch style. We watched the one where the girls reminisce fondly over their money-grubbing schemes. We talked about soaking your memories away, holding in your poo and dancing pizza boxes. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

Direct download: TYFBAP_053_Lukas_Seely.mp3
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The Golden Girls Ep 052 Old Friends with Erick Biez

We had the vibrant, scruffy Erick Biez (@ErickBiez, Literally The Worst Show Ever, Comedy On Fire) was our guest on the Golden Girls podcast! We watched the premiere of Season 3 and it was fantastic. It was the one where Rose's teddybear is being held for ransom by a little girl and Sophia meets a gentleman at the boardwalk who has a mental issue. For reals. We talked about pigeon suits, busting Jenny Lewis' face and talking with your shoulders. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz). 

Direct download: TYFBAP_052_Erick_Biez.mp3
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The Golden Girls Ep 051 Empty Nests with Nick Guerra

We had the totally amazing Nick Guerra (@nickcomic, NBC Stand Up Showcase Winner, Gabriel Iglesias' Stand Up Revolution) on the Golden Girls podcast's Season 2 finale! Hooray! This was the backdoor pilot for Empty Nest, one of the popular spin-offs of the Golden Girls. In this one, we meet the neighbors whose daughter just went off to college. Therefore Renee, the eccentric wife, wants more attention from her kooky doctor husband. We talked about leg acting, lettuce heads and turning into a dog. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

Direct download: TYFBAP_051_Nick_Guerra.mp3
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The Golden Girls Ep 050 A Piece of Cake with JT Habersaat, Ron Babcock and Mishka Shubaly

We had the fellas from Doug Stanhope's Celebrity Deathpool Proudly Present JT Habersaat (@jtstandup, Comedy Central's Upright Citizens Bridgade, Vans Warped Tour) and the Altercation Punk Comedy Tour with Mishka Shubaly (@MishkaShubaly, Amazon.com Kindle Singles Bestseller, NYPress) and Ron Babcock (@ronbabcock, Adam Devine's House Party, Just For Laughs) on the Golden Girls podcast!!! Woohoo! This is the birthday episode. It was the one where all the girls tell their super weird stories that remind them of cake.  We talked about strokey chuckles, boots stuck in mud and Chuck E. Cheese interventions. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

Direct download: TYFBAP_050_JT_Habersaat__Ron_Babcock__Mishka_Shubaly.mp3
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The Golden Girls Ep 049 To Catch a Neighbor with Isaac Kozell

We had the charismatic, funny Isaac Kozell (@IsaacKozell, Splitsider, Savage Henry Magazine Comedy Festival) on the Golden Girls podcast! It was the Ocean's Eleven of Golden Girls episodes as George Clooney guest stars as the heart-throbbing young rookie cop. In this episode, the girls go on a mission to help capture their new neighbors who turn out to be gem theives. We talked about Cool Runnings, unexplained gunshots and George Clooney's many changing accents. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).  

Direct download: TYFBAP_049_Isaac_Kozell.mp3
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The Golden Girls Ep 048 Son-in-Law Dearest with Dana Whissen

We had the wild and outrageous Dana Whissen (@HoWithAFro, Phoenix Improv Festival, The Torch Theatre) on the Golden Girls podcast! It was a Stanisode, the one where Dorothy's daughter Kate comes to visit to reveal a secret... That her husband cheated on her! And Stan is there for some reason. Also Blanche and Rose watch an I Love Lucy marathon. We talked about gigantor flaps, Sister Act and blood condoms. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

Direct download: TYFBAP_048_Dana_Whissen.mp3
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The Golden Girls Ep 047 Diamond in the Rough with Patrick Keane

The stupendously funny Patrick Keane (@citizenkeane, Comedy Central, Comic's Unleashed) was our guest this week!!! It was the Romeo and Juliet of table manners. We watched the one where Blanche starts dating a super hot guy who eats soup without a spoon and fixes strangers' transmissions off the side of the road. And Blanche can't handle that unsophisticated behavior now. We talked about Jake from Sixteen Candles, walls of pussy and Otho from Beetlejuice. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz). 

Direct download: TYFBAP_047_Patrick_Keane.mp3
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The Golden Girls Ep 046 Dorothy's Prized Pupil with Bob Fisher

We had the talented, improvising Bob Fisher (@umlautilde, Second City National Touring Company, Del Close Marathon) on the Golden Girls podcast! And once again the witty Terese Cilluffo (@ThatGirlTerese, The Dictator, MTV's I Just Want My Pants Back) was our guest host because Genevieve was sick. We watched the one where a very young Mario Lopez plays Dorothy's special student but guess what? He's illegally in this country! Whaatt? We talked about Saved by the Bell, the civil war and Mary Kay Letourneau. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz). 

Direct download: TYFBAP_046_Bob_Fisher.mp3
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The Golden Girls Ep 045 Whose Face is This, Anyway? with Roberto Rodriguez

The crazy funny, payaso Roberto Rodriguez (@robertothecomic, Stand Up and Deliver, FOX's Laughs) joined and watched the Golden Girls with us!!! Genevieve was in Europe this time around so the tubular Terese Cilluffo (@ThatGirlTerese, The Dictator, MTV's I Just Want My Pants Back) was our fantastic guest host! Hooray! We watched the Nip/Tuck of Golden Girls episodes, it was the one where Blanche decides to get plastic surgery after all her sorority gals get facelifts. Also Rose makes a documentary. We talked about old lasagna, Precious' mom and wet tips. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

Direct download: TYFBAP_045_Roberto_Rodriguez.mp3
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The Golden Girls Ep 044 Long Day's Journey into Marinara with Pauly Casillas

The fervently chistoso Pauly Casillas (@PaulyPeligroso, Rob Delaney's Klondike Comedy Showcase Winner, MSNBC.com's Top 10 Funniest People on Twitter) visited us to watch an episode of the Golden Girls! It was the one where Sophia's sister moves to Miami and ruffles all of Sophia's feathers! Also Rose loses a piano-playing chicken. We talked about goats, Chickeanye West and also more goats. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz). 

Direct download: TYFBAP_044_Pauly_Casillas.mp3
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The Golden Girls Ep 043 Forgive Me, Father with April Macie and Shane Mauss

We had the clever, hilarious April Macie (@aprilmacie, Jenny McCarthy's Dirty Sexy Funny, Howard Stern's Funniest and Hottest Comedian Winner) and the funny wits of Shane Mauss (@shanecomedy, Here We Are Podcast, Comedy Central) on the Golden Girls podcast! It was the episode where Dorothy tries to eat the forbidden holy fruit... The fruit of a priest! We talked about enlarged clitorises, weed wacking pubes and gay funerals in New Orleans. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz). Full disclosure: Anthony's mic was not recording during the podcast so his voice sounds a little worked on. Thanks guys! 

Direct download: TYFBAP_043_April_Macie__Shane_Mauss.mp3
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The Golden Girls Ep 042 Bedtime Story with Maria Konopken

We had the intoxicatingly funny Maria Konopken (@MariaKonopken, Del Close Marathon, The Chicago Improv Den) visit all the way from Chicago and watch an episode of the Golden Girls with us! It was a recap episode but not really, because we have not seen any of these flashbacks before. It's the one where the Golden Girls reminisce about sleeping! We get a glimpse into their wacky, rapid-eye-movement infused adventures. We talked about kidnapping plots in The Babysitters Club, gay Steve Buscemi and Ol' Dirty Bastard buying food stamps. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).    

Direct download: TYFBAP_042_Maria_Konopken.mp3
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The Golden Girls Ep 041 And Then There Was One with Dina Kucera

We had author and super fun comic Dina Kucera (@DinaKucera, It Will Rain, Amazon's Best Seller List on Drug Dependency) on the Golden Girls podcast! Woohoo!!! This episode left us with many questions about the motherly psyche. It was The Hand That Rocked the Cradle episode, the one where Blanche thinks she can raise an abandoned baby to make up for not raising her own right. We talked about criminal babies, sponge porn and giving birth while running. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).   

Direct download: TYFBAP_041_Dina_Kucera.mp3
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The Golden Girls Ep 040 Before and After with Angelo Tsarouchas

This was such a fun one!!! We had the incredible, non-stop LOL'ing Angelo Tsarouchas (@bigangcomic, Mad Men, Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle) watch the next episode of the Golden Girls with us. This one transcended life and death itself! It was the one where Rose believes she died and went to heaven, so now she's going to live her life to the fullest at any cost. We talked about psychopathic lesbians, Elmer Fudd in heaven and identifying blue balls. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).  

Direct download: TYFBAP_040_Angelo_Tsarouchas.mp3
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The Golden Girls Ep 039 The Actor with Jonathan Gregory

The fantabulous and lovely, yet creepy Jonathan Gregory (@CREEPYCOMEDY, San Luis Obispo Comedy Festival, AZ's Funniest Comedian Finalist) watched an episode of the Golden Girls with us! It was a theatrical, romantically exhilarating whirlwind of emotions, mostly anger. It was the one where the girls fall for a very debonaire, sexually fueled actor during the Miami Community Players' annual play. We talked about old person talent shows, the Meryl Streep of giving pussy and drunk spelling bees. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).  

Direct download: TYFBAP_039_Jonathan_Gregory.mp3
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The Golden Girls Ep 038 The Stan Who Came To Dinner with Ryan Anthony

Jazz drummer and delightful dude, Ryan Anthony (SXSW Music, The Nash, Running From Bears) came and watched a slow-burning episode of the Golden Girls with us! These 22 minutes were a smorgasboard of plot stopping non-twists! It was the one where Stan gets bypass surgery and the girls have to take care of him... Against their will? We talked about ghost's clothes, the movie Outback to the Future and telepathic twin threesomes. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz). 

Direct download: TYFBAP_038_Ryan_Anthony.mp3
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The Golden Girls Ep 037 The Sisters with Terese Cilluffo

The wonderful, funny Terese Cilluffo (@ThatGirlTerese, MTV's I Just Want My Pants Back, Pitch Please!? Podcast) joined us to watch yet another episode of the Golden Girls! This was the Beaches episode of the Golden Girls, but ten times more confusing. Like if Beaches and Memento made a baby, this would be it. It was the episode where Dorothy surprises Sophia on her birthday with her sister Angela from Italy, but it turns out, they don't get along at all. We talked about corn husk shuffleboard, coconut oil masturbation and horrible Ethel Merman extras. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz). 

Direct download: TYFBAP_037_Terese_Cilluffo.mp3
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The Golden Girls Ep 036 'Twas The Nightmare Before Christmas with Cheryl Anderson and Jose Gonzalez

We had the fab, hilarious Cheryl Anderson (@CherylSoccerMom, America's Got Talent, NickMom Night Out) and the bearded, clever Jose Gonzalez (@jose602, Phoenix Improv Festival, Del Close Marathon) watch the most Christmasy episode of the Golden Girls with us!!! The one where everything wrong happens to the girls on Christmas Eve held at gunpoint, cancelled flights and nude male calendars! But did they learn the true meaning of Christmas? Listen to find out! We talked about clit-grinching, the all-chicken cast of A Christmas Story and even sang the Golden Girls version of "Proud Mary." Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz). 

Direct download: TYFBAP_036_Cheryl_Anderson__Jose_Gonzalez.mp3
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The Golden Girls Ep 035 Love, Rose with Greg Morton

We had the outrageous, immensely entertaining Greg Morton (@GregMortonComic, Comedy Central's Premium Blend, Just for Laughs Festival) in our podcasting lair to discuss a very special episode of The Golden Girls. Amid a vicious dry spell, the ladies convince Rose to place a personal ad. When it doesn't receive a response, Blanche and Dorothy decide to take matters into their own hands, literally, by writing letters from a fictional beau. As you can imagine, this causes absolutely no problems and hurt feelings! Also, Sophia has herself a gentleman caller. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz). 

Direct download: TYFBAP_035_Greg_Morton.mp3
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The Golden Girls Ep 034 Joust Between Friends with Ron Morey

The spit-fire, incredibly funny Ron Morey (Snoop Dogg's DoggyFizzle Televizzle, A&E, The Entertainment Business Journal's Top 5 Comics in the Country) joined us to rekindle his past with the Golden Girls! We watched the one where Blanche and Dorothy get into a fight working at the world's worst art museum and Rose gets a dog! Also, Sophia drinks. We talked about cocaine, Kurt Russell in The Shaggy Dog and having sex with statues. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).  

Direct download: TYFBAP_034_Ron_Morey.mp3
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The Golden Girls Ep 033 Vacation with Kate Pray

Fab podcaster and friend Kate Pray (@KatePrayLove, 1-2-3 Jokes! podcast, Space 55) joined us on the Golden Girls podcast! We watched the one where the Golden Girls go on a vacation to an anonymous tropical island and they of course get swindled and shipwrecked! Meanwhile, Sophia stays behind to seduce the foreign gardener. We talked about snails turning into humans, Texas strippers' pubes and the Golden Girls spin-off Jetsetting Roofiers. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

Direct download: TYFBAP_033_Kate_Pray.mp3
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LIVE! The Golden Girls Ep 032 A Family Affair with Leslie Barton and Shawn Collins

LIVE from Genevieve's house! This was a BLAST! We had our first Golden Girls podcast with a live audience with special guests, the unpredictable Leslie Barton (@yorbeautifl, Hashtag Comedy Corner, The What The F*ck Variety Hour) and the outstanding Shawn Collins (@theBullyMammoth, Bully Mammoth Sketch Comedy, Cinester Theater)! We wined and dined on Golden Girls sangria, palm tree cookies and meatballs a la Sophia as we watched the one where Dorothy's son and Rose's daugther get caught banging in Blanche's room. We talked about sex thirsty banana beds, dirty saxophones and goofing on bums. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz). Zed Phillips (@zedphillips) opened the show.     

Direct download: TYFBAP_032_LIVE_Leslie_Barton__Shawn_Collins.mp3
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The Golden Girls Ep 031 Big Daddy's Little Girl with Philip Haldiman

Oh, hai! The immensely lovable Philip Haldiman (@TheRoomDenny, The Room, My Big Break comic book) watched a pretty creepy episode of the Golden Girls with us and it was all we expected and much more! We watched the return of Big Daddy, this time he's engaged and she's much, much younger and it gets Blanche's non-existent underwear all in a knot. Also, Dorothy and Rose write about 30 songs about Miami. We talked about monkey's paw sweaters, Anita Bryant and ties tucked into your crotch. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz). 

Direct download: TYFBAP_031_Philip_Haldiman.mp3
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The Golden Girls Ep 030 Isn't It Romantic? with Jodi Skeris and Holly McKee-Clark

We had the wonderfully funny duo that is Fancy Football, Jodi Skeris (@JodiSkeris, Nickelodeon, Upright Citizens Brigade) and Holly McKee-Clark (iO West, California Improv Festival, Femprov) on this week's Golden Girls podcast! It was a sunny Saturday afternoon of lesbitastic sitcom plotness. We watched the one where Dorothy's gay friend Jean comes to visit the ranch-style home and falls in love with Rose in a matter of hours! We talked about Steven Spielfurburger, dick playing cards and milk machines. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz). 

Direct download: TYFBAP_030_Jodi_Skeris__Holly_McKee-Clark.mp3
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The Golden Girls Ep 029 It's a Miserable Life with Rick Larsen

We had the awe-inspiring, unmesurable insights of Rick Larsen (@rlarsen4, Phoenix Improv Festival, The Ben Matlock Review) on this episode! AND we welcomed back the fantastical, whimsical Molly Dean (@WLDbrryHashTart, The Freakin' A's, The Adventures of Being in Your Twenties!!!) as a guest host today. We watched the famous Freida Claxton episode; the one where Rose tells their neighbor Freida to die and yeah, she does. We talk about souls trapped inside of trees, Weekend At Bernie's-style funerals and the spin-off show the Golden Squirrels. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

Direct download: TYFBAP_029_Rick_Larsen.mp3
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The Golden Girls Ep 028 Take Him, He's Mine with James Mabry, Ian Murdock and Stina Sieg

We had the superbly lovable James Mabry (@mabryishouldgo, iO West Scripted Comedy Festival, Duck In Cover) gentleman laugh-maker Ian Murdock (First Friday Night Live, Space 55, Gary's Couch) and clever wordist Stina Sieg (@StinaSieg, Phoenix Improv Festival, For A Good Time Call) watch the Golden Girls with us! We watched the one where Blanche starts seeing Dorothy's ex-husband, Stan! Whaaaat!!!??!! Right?!! We talked about Look Who's Talking sex education, Captain Crunch and the RETURN of the worst grocery store. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

Direct download: TYFBAP_028_James_Mabry__Ian_Murdock__Stina_Sieg.mp3
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The Golden Girls Ep 027 Ladies of the Night with Jamie Sanderson

This was a blast and a half!!! We had our all-around fun homie Jamie Sanderson (@JammySands, S&M Comedy Podcast, Phoenix Comicon) sit down, shut up and watch an episode of the Golden Girls with us! It was the one where the Golden Girls stay at a prostitute-friendly hotel and end up accidentally getting arrested for hookin'! We talked about the must-watch terrible movie "The Heat," clothing conventions and Pat Benatar music videos. Also... Burt Reynolds. We talked A LOT about Burt Reynolds who guest stars. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz). 

Direct download: TYFBAP_027_Jamie_Sanderson.mp3
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The Golden Girls Ep 026 End of the Curse with Tom Sims

Season 2 begins!!! We made it!!! And we have a NEW fun 8-bit theme song known from the awesome Busy Bea app, written by artist Mike Dennison (@mikd33, @midnight, beaaday.com) and app developer Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz, MTV Apps, headrush.net). Check them out please, they are amazing guys. We're starting the new season right with the wonderful, smooth talking Tom Sims (@TomSimsComedy, Great American Comedy Festival Finalist, Great Southwest Laff Off Winner) who come over and watched a very changing episode of the Golden Girls, if you will. We talked about Spanish flies, Gazoo from the Flinstones and gay to straight mink conversion.    

Direct download: TYFBAP_026_Tom_Sims.mp3
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The Golden Girls Ep 025 The Way We Met with Bill Binder

Finally the hilariously epic Bill Binder (@whbinder, Phoenix Improv Festival, Del Close Marathon) took a break from his The Torch Theatre duties and watched the LAST episode of season one with us! That's right, WE COMPLETED THE FIRST SEASON!!! *noisemakers* We watched the prequel, the Phantom Menace of the Golden Girls, if you will... the one where we find out how the girls met and how much strangers can yell at each other. We talked about Tuesday-only bulleting boards, moonlit breasts and genderless children.

Direct download: TYFBAP_025_Bill_Binder.mp3
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The Golden Girls Ep 024 Big Daddy with Amy Carpenter

The fantasmic, hyper-quirky Amy Carpenter (@AmywithanEye, Mail Order Bride, Phoenix Improv Festival) graciously watched the next episode of the Golden Girls with us and it was magic. True magic. We watched the one where Blanche's father, "Big Daddy," comes to visit and he reveals a surprise that ruffles her feathers and push-up bra. We talked about wearing a mayonnaise suit, gay cowboy bars and the new Golden Girls spin-off, Just Glad to Be Gladys. 

Direct download: TYFBAP_024_Amy_Carpenter.mp3
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The Golden Girls Ep 023 Blind Ambitions with Ro Delle Grazie and Chris Cope

This was a riot! Truly a blast. We had the fantastic Ro Delle Grazie (@RoDelleGrazie, VH1, Oxygen) and the unstoppable Chris Cope (@ChrisCopeComedy, Jimmy Kimmel Live!, FOX's Laughs) visit our hotel room at the San Luis Obispo Comedy Festival and watch the Golden Girls with us! We watched the one where Rose's recently blinded sister visits and asks Rose to move back with her to Chicago. We talked about gypsy curses, time-traveling Bruce Jenner and antique loaded crossbows. 

Direct download: TYFBAP_023_Ro_Delle_Grazie__Chris_Cope.mp3
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The Golden Girls Ep 022 Job Hunting with Aisha Alfa and Shawn Halpin

We had the incredibly funny Aisha Alfa (@aishaalfa, Degrassi, Toronto Comedy Brawl Finalist) and the totes hilarious Shawn Halpin (@shawnhalpin, The Tom Green World Stand Up Comedy Tour, Sydney Comedy Festival) on the Golden Girls podcast!! We watched episode "22," the one where Rose loses her job after the grief center closes and the rest of the girls yell at her for it. We talked about sleeping with a stethoscope on, leather conventions and keeping a skeleton for 10 years. 

Direct download: TYFBAP_022_Aisha_Alfa__Shawn_Halpin.mp3
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The Golden Girls Ep 021 The Flu with Anwar Newton

The brilliantly funny Anwar Newton (@AnwarDinoCzar, Phoenix New Times: 100 Phoenix Creatives, Big Pine Comedy Festival) sat down with us and watched the one where all the Golden Girls get the flu and fight for 22 minutes. It was some kind of nasty. We talked about vampire banquets, Mystic River dresses and slimy firefighter poles.

Direct download: TYFBAP_021_Anwar_Newton.mp3
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The Golden Girls Ep 020 Adult Education with Jen Kober and Michael Palladino

We had a hoot with the hilariously boisterous Jen Kober (@JenKober, Real Husbands of Hollywood, The Mindy Project) and the classically witty Michael Palladino (@MikeyPalla480, The Taffy Room, Lists of Fury) on our Golden Girls podcast, hooray! We watched the one where Blanche has to decide wether or not she's going to bone her college professor to pass her psychology final, while the rest of the gang try to frantically get Frank Sinatra tickets. We talked about short-sleeved dress shirts, fetish balls and notebooks filled with men's phone numbers. 

Direct download: TYFBAP_020_Jen_Kober__Michael_Palladino.mp3
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The Golden Girls Ep 019 Second Motherhood with Stu Baker

We had the comedic "real deal" that is Stu Baker (@StuBakerComedy, All Comedy Radio, Lopez Tonight Freelance Writer) on the Golden Girls podcast! We munched down on some delicious homemade guac as we watched the episode where Blanche gets engaged to a rich man, and spoiler alert... HE HAS KIDS!!! Also, Dorothy and Rose become plumbers. We discussed jumping out of jet planes, Back to the Future and a dystopian toilet society. Full disclosure: Genevieve's mic was acting up, but we forgave it. You should too!

Direct download: TYFBAP_019_Stu_Baker.mp3
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The Golden Girls Ep 018 The Operation with Shawn Collins

We had a BLAST with the funny, clever and lovable Shawn Collins​ (@theBullyMammoth, Bully Mammoth Sketch Comedy, Cinester Theater)! It was a cold and dark Super Bowl night, yet we watched the Golden Girls instead! The one where Dorothy needs a foot operation and has to stay at a pretty messed up hospital. We talked about ugly fruit baskets, getting your tits cut off and drinking in the park. Full disclosure: We had some problems with Shawn's mic, if you can make it past 3 minutes it continues to get better. Thanks all!

Direct download: TYFBAP_018_Shawn_Collins.mp3
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The Golden Girls Ep 017 Nice and Easy with Steve Maxwell

We had some scotch and cigarettes with the broodingly hilarious Steve Maxwell (@ComedyOnTap, Hidden House Comedy, The Almost Homeless Comedy Tour) and watched episode 17 of season one, "Nice and Easy!" It was the one where Blanche's niece is sexually out of control and totally slut-upstaging her aunt AND as per usual, Dorothy wants the blood of a house mouse to be shed. We talked about Miami Vice, vagina cockroaches and how to bang your way into a Florida college. 

Direct download: TYFBAP_017_Steve_Maxwell.mp3
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The Golden Girls Ep 016 The Truth Will Out with Molly Dean

The silly, imcomparable Molly Dean (@WLDbrryHashTart, The Freakin' A's, Comedy On Fire) joined the podcast, hooray! We unbuttoned our pants and watched the one where Rose tells her daughter the truth about her late husband; also her grandaughter is really weird. We chatted up about having sex with logs, peeing in coffee and crotchless scuba suits. Check it out GG homies! 

Direct download: TYFBAP_016_Molly_Dean.mp3
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The Golden Girls Ep 015 In a Bed of Rose's with Ronn Vigh

The vivacious & quick-witted, The Golden Girls superfan Ronn Vigh (@RonnRonnVigh, E! Fashion Police, Last Comic Standing) fueled our show with his genuine Golden Girl fan passion... And it was amazing! We watched the one where Rose finds her date dead in her bed the next morning, also he's totally married. We chatted about getting boners to Grey's Anatomy, bad bowling and mixed-race couple extras. 

Direct download: TYFBAP_015_Ronn_Vigh.mp3
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The Golden Girls Ep 014 That Was No Lady with Matt Micheletti

Our first episode of 2015! Wohoo!!! The great, enjoyable Matt Micheletti (@onmattalon, Comedy On Fire, First Friday Night Live) watched the lost episode of the Golden Girls with us. The only episode iTunes skips and not found anywhere but DVD... Is it a conspiracy? Probably. It's the one where Dorothy finds out she's dating a married guy, then gets back with him. Whaaat?!! We talked about vehicle insurance fraud, dusty medicine balls and slavery. 

Direct download: TYFBAP_014_Matt_Micheletti.mp3
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