THE GOLDEN GIRLS PODCAST! Each week Anthony Desamito (@AnthonyDesamito) and Genevieve Rice (@genevieverice) invite a guest comedian to watch an episode of the Golden Girls and they discuss its greatness just for you! (@tyfbap)

We had the Golden Girls royalty that is Sarah Dorfman (@SarahPDorfman, Hollywood Hotel, VersaChalk Social Media Influencer) on the Golden Girls podcast! We watched the one where the Golden Girls throw a party during a leap year's full moon which makes everyone act strange. A lot happens: Rose is debating wether she should marry Miles for a free trip to Paris, Blanche is being courted by a career theif, Sophia is dealing with a curse and Dorothy kisses Miles and is caught by Sophia. We talked about cute chalk outlines, shit bright moons and filling cheesecake with vodka. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

Direct download: TYFBAP_174__175_Sarah_Dorfman.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 10:00am MDT

We had Golden Girls super-fan Erin Alexis (@erinalexistweet, True Blood, Hart of Dixie) on one of the last Golden Girls podcast episodes ever! Hooray! We watched an attention-sode! It was the one where Blanche invites a depressed Dorothy to the Rusty Anchor, Dorothy surprisingly is a hit among the bar's testosterone-driven clientele and Blanche does not like this one bit. Also, Sophia decides to throw herself a wake while she's alive with the help of Rose. We talked about The Star Wars Holiday Special, the movie Wake Crashers and Dance Dance Revolution. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

Direct download: TYFBAP_173_Erin_Alexis.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 10:00am MDT

We had the amazing Carmen Morales (@thefunnycarmen, FOX's Laughs, HBO Latino) and the very best person Mo Urban (@SomeMoComedy, Comedy at the Wench, Cunts Being Cunts Talking About Cunts Comedy Show) on the Golden Girls podcast! Hooray! It's a court-isode! We watched the one where we find out that Sophia is a nightmare to buy shoes for. Also Rose finds a story to report for her TV job regarding Uncle Angelo's slumlord who, as we know, is Dorothy and Stan... which leads to a court scene! The c-plot is Blanche tries to fuck a shoe salesman. We talked about an adult version of the floor is lava, Disney vultures and the sexual rituals of trying on shoes. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz). Full disclosure: The audio is far from perfect this week because we were on location, but bear with us, it's an awesome episode. Thanks!

Direct download: TYFBAP_172_Carmen_Morales__Mo_Urban.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 10:00am MDT

We had the always great Zach Stein (@hack_stein, Friends Forever Podcast) on the Golden Girls podcast! It was a puppy-sode! And Jeopardy is in town! We watched the where Dorothy is auditioning for Jeopardy and she's taking studying and winning way too seriously. Also, Rose is back to her Candy Striper volunteer work at the hospital and it's so stressful that the girls give her a dog. We talked about getting hit with broomsticks, dog gardens and abiding by dream law. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

Direct download: TYFBAP_171_Zach_Stein.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 10:00am MDT

We had the totally great Kristin Lytie (@KristinLytie, Beast Village Comedy Festival, Spaceship Comedy) and also the awesome Molly Dean (@WLDbrryHashTart, The Freakin' A's, Comedy On Fire) on the Golden Girls podcast! Hooray! We watched the one where Dorothy is fixated on a Beatles cover band and she falls in love with a George Harrison impersonator. Also, Blanche starts dating a guy that will doesn't want to have sex with her at all and Blanche basically explodes. We talked about matchmaker murders, childhood waterbeds with mirrors on the ceiling and Beatles songs during manic episodes. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz). Full disclosure: Sound isn't perfect, it happens sometimes when half of you are somewhere else. Also remember, we do this free.

Direct download: TYFBAP_170_Kristin_Lytie__Molly_Dean.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 6:00pm MDT

We had the fantastical Chris Wilmoth (@TheRealBRoch, Rent Money Comedy, Off The Rails at the VFW) on the Golden Girls podcast! Huzzah! It's a molest-isode! We watched the one where Dorothy gets together with an old high school teacher who is, as we all agreed, super creepy. Also, Rose is producing a show at the TV station and gets Dorothy and Blanche to be guests and let's just say, things go terribly wrong. And Sophia is sassy. We talked about early 90's digital typewriters, walking around freely on TV sets and lying to be on Divorce Court. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).    

Direct download: TYFBAP_169_Chris_Wilmoth.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 10:00am MDT

This week our guest is the great Hannah Heard (@hahahannah421) on the Golden Girls podcast! Hooray! It was the one where Sophia finds a boyfriend in the personals but it comes with a price, his sister, and she has a very bad plan for their relationship. Also, Rose is visited by an old lover who she does not remember at all. C-plot: Blanche gets striped of all her womanly powers. We talked about houses made of trash, dropping sick old blindfolded women in the middle of town and no-incest lemonade. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

Direct download: TYFBAP_168_Hannah_Heard.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 10:00am MDT

We had the superbly, amazing comedy writer Julie Seabaugh (@Julie Seabaugh, Rolling Stone, Variety) on the Golden Girls podcast! We had a pope-isode! We watched one where the Pope is coming to visit Miami and Sophia is hunting him down so he can help bless her dying friend Agnus. Also, Blanche points out that Miles might be cheating on Rose. C-plot: Dorothy and Blanche compete to see who can give Rose the best present. We talked about how to deal with greeting cards, gymnastic sex horse pain and of course, the Pope's entourage. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

Direct download: TYFBAP_167_Julie_Seabaugh.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 10:00am MDT

We had the superbly great Danielle Arce (@DanielleArce, Breakfast Babes, DanielleLand) on the Golden Girls podcast! We watched a soldier-sode! It was the one where one of Blanche's hook-ups comes back from the fighting in the Gulf War to be with Blanche again... But Blanche doesn't remember him. Also, Sophia is writing her will and she's trying to make sure Dorothy gets nothing. We talked about full-frontal nude Harvey Keitel, grave-robbing and Danielle's super nice projector. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).  

Direct download: TYFBAP_166_Danielle_Arce.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 10:00am MDT

We had Golden Girls superfan Valerie Roberts (@ValleyValAZ, Tempe Center for the Arts) on the Golden Girls podcast! Valerie won all 3 Golden Girls prizes at our last live show at the Big Pine Comedy Festival, so yes, we had to have her on. It’s a ghostisode! We watched the one where Blanche’s family plantation is being torn down and she will do everything to stop it! Also, Sophia gets a visit from her dead husband. We talked about ghosts, ghosts and more ghosts. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

Direct download: TYFBAP_165_Valerie_Roberts.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 10:00am MDT

We had male comedian Bill Laskowski (@BillLaskowski, Big Pine Comedy Festival) on the Golden Girls podcast! It was an Italy-sode! It was the one where Dorothy goes on a cruise with a new lover and leaves Blanche in charge of Sophia, who decides that this is a good time to visit Italy all by herself. Also, Rose is fed up with Miles because he's become very cheap lately. We talked about harassing Rodeo Drive store employees, smelling dudes' armpits and strong-arming your way to navigating a boat. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

Direct download: TYFBAP_164_Bill_Laskowski.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 10:00am MDT

We had the magical Kerrilynn Gallagher (@kergal14, PHX People, Lady Killers) on the Golden Girls podcast! It was a hurricanisode! From the infamous NBC's Hurricane Saturday, a one-off cross-over programming block with Empty Nest and Nurses! It's the one where a hurricane's a comin' and Sophia is the only one who seems to care, Dorothy catches her sister Gloria having sex with Stan who is still in therapy from Ep 160 and Blanche and Rose try to save a lighthouse through a fundraiser. A LOT HAPPENS! We talked Bea Arthur's body double, Michael's iron-on letters and monkey keychains. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

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Category:comedy -- posted at: 10:00am MDT

We had the lovely Andrew Ryan Fox (@KillAndrewFox, Slapped Jack Black in the face, Andrew Ryan Fox Live At The Velvet Underground! album)  It was a fake recap episode! We watched the one where Dorothy somehow goes on a date with a very popular bachelor and makes everyone else jealous. So the remaining three Golden Girls stay up late and go back in time: telling horrible dating stories! We talked about the tv show Slut Grandma, literally making a margarita in a sailor's mouth and pubes in your teeth. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz). 

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Category:comedy -- posted at: 10:00am MDT

We had the awesomeness that is Iesha Renee (@IeshaRenee6, Arizona's Funniest Person with a Day Job Finalist, Big Pine Comedy Festival) on the Golden Girls podcast! AND it was a tiredcast. We watched the one where Rose is writing roast jokes for a co-worker which Blanche decides she's going to date and it turns out he's a mama's boy. Also, Stan ambushes Dorothy during a therapy session and the issue being: Sophia. We talked about fart dust, monkey volcanoes and chewing your boyfriend's gum. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz). 

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Category:comedy -- posted at: 10:00am MDT

We had the totally fun Jeremiah Coughlan (@haha_jcough, Crom Comedy Festival, Hudson Comedy Festival) and the amazingness that is Pauline Yasuda (@PaulineYasuda, California's Funniest Female Winner, The Bill Engvall Show) on the Big Pine Comedy Festival's live Thank You For Being a Podcast! We sat at Blendz in Flagstaff and watched the one where Dorothy tries to write a letter to her dead father, Sophia pretends to be possessed by Rose's late husband's ghost and Blanche coaches a baseball player with unorthodox methods. We talked about being 3/4 dead, Abbott and Costello's "relationship" and the enemies of wigs. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz). Disclaimer: Genevieve's voice is a little low in this recording, but she is there! Just listen closely it's a fun episode.

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Category:comedy -- posted at: 10:00am MDT

We had the amazing Jihan Sabir (@JihanSabir, The Ebony Mic) on the Golden Girls podcast! It's a secretsode! It was the one where the girls find out that Blanche's house isn't up to code to have so many tenants living in her home and one Golden Girl has to eventually leave. Also, we find out that Sophia has been married before she was married to Dorothy's father. And Rose knows building codes! We talked about illegal immigrants living in your trailer, salami masturbation and sequin blouse wearing skeletons. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

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Category:comedy -- posted at: 10:00am MDT

We had Mary Upchurch (@maryupchurch on Insta, Jesterz, Arizona's Funniest Person With a Day Job Finalist) and Jack Galvin (@realjackgalvin, Big Pine Comedy Festival) on the Golden Girls podcast! Huzzah! It's a wheelchairsode! It's the one where Dorothy hires a nurse to help with Sophia who is wheelchair bound and the nurse starts stewing up trouble. Also, Blanche enters her grand-daughter into the Little Miss Miami beauty pageant and Blanche gets way too into it. We talked about crazy child actors, swamp meet wheelchairs and dying in Evian water. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

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Category:comedy -- posted at: 10:00am MDT

We had the wonderful Brett Erickson (@iBrettmypants, The Unbookables, The Doug Stanhope Podcast) on the Golden Girls podcast! AND. IT. WAS. AWESOME! It was Golden Girls meets Murder She Wrote: We watched the one where the Golden Girls attend a murder mystery night for Blanche's work and there turns out to be a real murder... And Blanche is the main suspect! Also, Sophia steals a bunch of silverware. We talked about prostitution motels, orgasming with a dildo in your butt and kinky knife play. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

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Category:comedy -- posted at: 10:00am MDT

We had the amazing Gina Brillon (@GinaBrillon, The Fluffy Movie, Comedy Central’s Live at Gotham) and the incredible Kim Porter (@Kimboheinie, L.A. Drama Critic's Circle Award, Phoenix New Times' Big Brain Award) on the Golden Girls podcast! Hooray! We watched the one where Blanche develops some old photos and discovers that Rose's ex-husband Charlie may have possibly slept with Blanche! Also, Dorothy fights getting help for her hearing despite the girls' advice. And there was a bullhorn. We talked about Alanis Morissette's mouth, licking baby hair and Gerald Ford falling out of an airplane. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

Direct download: TYFBAP_155_Gina_Brillon__Kim_Porter.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 10:00am MDT

We had the most amazing person in the world on the podcast, the awesome Mariana Desamito (@comedicfailure on Insta, @cobelita on Snap)! We watched the one where a kids' school play being put on at Dorothy's school is under siege because the kids in the play got the measles. So, the girls volunteer to act and sing in the Golden Girls version of Chicken Little! Hooray! Also, a love-scorned obituaries writer publishes Blanche's false obituary in the paper and Blanche is completely shocked because of her exaggerated age in which she fake died. We talked about high school drama teachers, Jack-In-The-Box cleaning songs and Hometown Buffet reading prizes. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

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Category:comedy -- posted at: 10:00am MDT

We had NO GUEST! It's just Anthony Desamito (@AnthonyDesamito, FOX's Laughs, The Doug Stanhope Podcast) and Genevieve Rice (@genevieverice, The Dana Gould Hour, Bird City Comedy Festival founder) on the GG Podcast! Huzzah! We watched the second part of what turned out to be a flashback-isode, our FAVORITE kind. It's the conclusion of the one where Sophia is arrested for setting her old retirement home on fire. Uh-oh. We talked about dogs being stuck together, the movie Loverboy and why Shady Pines is called "Shady." Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz). 

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Category:comedy -- posted at: 10:00am MDT

She's back! It's Molly Dean (@WLDbrryHashTart, The Freakin' A's) on the Golden Girls podcast again... Hooray! It's a flashback-isode! We watched the one where it's revealed that Sophia was the one who set her retirement home on fire from episode one! And during this ordeal, the Golden Girls somehow reminisce about everything from being a slut to saving marine mammals. We talked about the Latins, Jew Jerry Curls and how Bea Arthur doesn't know how to write. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

Direct download: TYFBAP_152_Molly_Dean.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 10:00am MDT

Our guest this week is Joe Kaye (@JoeCharlesKaye, Canteen Points) on the Golden Girls podcast! It's a Stan-isode. We hungover-ishly watched the one where Dorothy enters a bachelorette auction and Stan wins her! Also, Sophia's brother Angelo visits under bad circumstances. AND Dorothy and Stan inherit an apartment building. We talked about how the movie Point Break was created, Rosebud diapers and the Roseanne reboot: Ghostanne. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

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Category:comedy -- posted at: 10:00am MDT

Our guest this week is Jessie Balli (@chatterboxaz). We watched the one where Dorothy decides to go on a date with a guy who stood her up on prom night, so of course she has ulterior motives. Also, Blanche goes on a crash diet so she can fit into her wedding dress and C-plot: Sophia tortures her with food. We talked about MySpace's flowing blessings, Gulliver's Island roleplay and fully blown Asians. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

Direct download: TYFBAP_150_Jessie_Balli.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 10:00am MDT

This week's guest is the great Jimmy Callaway (@Jimmytheworm, Lupo Danish Never Has Nightmares, Splitsider) on the Golden Girls podcast! We watched the one where Blanche tries to join "The Daughters of the South" and she discovers some shocking information during the process. Also, Miles is back from hiding in an Amish community because the Cheeseman has gotten out of prison and is out looking for him. And Sophia loses her glasses. We talked about a Golden Girls as Walking Dead characters, the Miami Freeway and Captain Kangaroo threesomes. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

Direct download: TYFBAP_149_Jimmy_Callaway.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 10:00am MDT

We had the superbly great Scott Luhrs (@luhrsman, Chatterbox, In Vino Veritas) on the Golden Girls podcast! Hooray! We watched the one where Blanche is mistaken for the mother of her grand-daughter by a new love interest and has to continue the deception to be with him. Also, Dorothy is having trouble with her honor students because they are way too smart for her. And Sophia and Rose put on a virginity renewing festival. We talked about flirting after bombing, dogs playing babies on TV and being a big shot AKA having a cell phone. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

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Category:comedy -- posted at: 10:00am MDT

It's the supz aweome Pallavi Gunalan (@PallaviGunalan, Mom Party, Desi Comedy Fest) is our guest this week on the Golden Girls podcast! We ate unnecessary vegan pizza and watched the one where Blanche begins to fall in love with a regular booty call, but does he feel the same way? Also is up for a weekend reporter position at her job and is covering... wait for it... A DOG SHOW! We talked about being Disneyland slut-shamed, Taco Bell dates and trauma trapping men. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

Direct download: TYFBAP_147_Pallavi_Gunalan.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 10:00am MDT

We had the totally super fun Deidra Kathleen (@DeidraKathleen, Rosemary's Food Baby, In Case You Missed It) on the Golden Girls podcast! Hooray! It was a false pretense-isode! We watched the one where Dorothy pretends to get Sophia a job at a nursing home but really it's just a way to get Sophia to be watched over by the home. Also, Blanche and Rose land a gig at a mall as models for the local Pennysaver. We talked about untrustworthy dog walkers, licking VHS tapes and being cast as a "Cash Me Ousside" type. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

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Category:comedy -- posted at: 10:00am MDT

We had the totally awesome Andrea Guzzetta (Insta: @andreaguzzeta, Milwaukee Comedy Festival) eat Thai food with us while we watched Golden Girls! It was a late night, sleepycast! We watched the two-parter where Rose's previous partner Miles' friend Ray starts hanging out with Rose and Rose begins to be stalked by his jealous wife. Also, Dorothy reveals to Sophia that she has been dating Stan behind her back. AND Debbie Reynolds. We talked about the sitcom "Stripper and Cop," polygamist divorces and Trump's Golden Goons. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

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Category:comedy -- posted at: 10:00am MDT

We had the awesome Victor Martinez Jr. (@VictorMcomedy, The High Tonight Show, Garage Mic) on the Golden Girls podcast! We smoked and hung out at the Palihouse Hotel in West Hollywood courtesy of Genevieve Rice and watched and amazing episode; we watched the one where we find out that Rose's boyfriend Miles is living under the witness protection program hiding from a mobster that he snitched on. Also, Blanche starts an illegal dress scheme where she buys dresses, wears them one time and then returns them. And Sophia tries to get Tony Bennet tickets. We talked about fear coming, violin boots and dancing in prison. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

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Category:comedy -- posted at: 10:00am MDT

This was fun! We had Xchel Hernandez-Zendejas (@HiSilentX, Married to Bravo, Hot Off the Hotdish) and Joleen Lunzer (@PaleGurl, FOX's Laughs, Dissecting the Set) on the Golden Girls podcast in Genevieve's hotel room in West Hollywood! We watched the one where Blanche's gay brother Clayton is back and this time he's gayer than ever... because he's getting married! To a dude! A Blanche cannot understand any of it and refuses to try. Also, Rose tries to win the Volunteer of the Year Award but there's competition. And Sophia seriously tries to prostitute Dorothy out for banquet services. We talked about fuk boi kweens, orbaries and lizarding, lots of lizarding. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

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Category:comedy -- posted at: 10:00am MDT

It' s the amazing Hana Michels (@HanaMichels, Funny or Die, The Hard Times) on the Golden Girls podcast! Hooray! We watched the one where Rose's relationship with Miles has become very predictable, so Rose signs them up for skydiving classes. Also, Blanche starts dating a guy who is very verbally abusive and no one can talk her out of seeing him. *crowd oooos* And the c-plot is Sophia shames Dorothy. We talked about periods in space, guys that liked Linkin Park and grabbing birds to steal their powers. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

Direct download: TYFBAP_141_Hana_Michels.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 10:00am MDT

We had the loveable, supz kewl Danny Williams (@trunk_liquor, Off The Rails Comedy) on the Golden Girls podcast! Hooray! We watched the one where Sophia's cross-dressing son Phil passes away and the funeral is for some reason in Miami. Which means that Sophia has to be in the same room with her daughter-in-law Angela, who for some other reason, doesn't like. Funerals, ya know. We talked about church chicken spots, priests hanging curtains together and Ashley Judd inside of Morgan Freeman's body. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

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Category:comedy -- posted at: 10:00am MDT

We had the super kewl Mo Urban (@SomeMoComedy, Comedy at the Wench, The Estrogen Hour) on the Golden Girls podcast immersed in a Tucson hotel paradise. We watched the one where Blanche picks up a guy at the library and it turns out that he's in a wheelchair, so obviously the old wheelchair joke book is dusted off. Also, Rose gets a supz cute puppy and everyone is angry about it, especially Dorothy, OF COURSE. We talked about killing boners, the show Brotherly Love and lost mother dogs. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

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Category:comedy -- posted at: 10:00am MDT

We the super, uber awesome April Walterscheid (@Walterschnitzel, April Got Fired, The Improv Podcast) is our guest this week on the Golden Gils podcast! Yay! This was a Blanche-isode! Blanche gives advice to Rose to not have sex and gives Sophia advice to have sex and pretty much ruins everyone's lives. And Dorothy is bitter about it all. We talked about gay wine painting, fake orgasms and autopsy scrapbook photos. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

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Category:comedy -- posted at: 10:00am MDT

It's the superb Dave Williamson (@DaveWComedy, FOX's Laughs, NickMom Night Out) on the Golden Girls podcast! We were surrounded by beautiful Chihuahuas as we watched the one where we learn that Blanche's late husband had faked his death. Also Dorothy is being courted by two celebrities, Sonny Bono and Lyle Waggoner. We talked about magical umbilical cords, horse costumes and The Phantom Menace of Sex and the City. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

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Category:comedy -- posted at: 10:00am MDT

THIS WAS FUN! We had Patrick Hastie (@PatrickHastie, Jack Knife Comedy, College Humor), Robert Buscemi (@RobertBuscemi, Surprise!, You Made It Weird) and Amanda Hurley (@amandajunemoon, Bear Trap, Beast Village Comedy Festival) on the LIVE Golden Girls podcast at the Bird City Comedy Festival in Phoenix! Again at the lovely Renaissance Hotel, where the night before we had a 100 person hotel party that got shut down. We also made a boo boo, we watched an episode we already did but we didn't care, we recapped it anyway! It was the one where Sophia won't leave Dorothy and her new boyfriend alone. Also, Blanche and Rose compete for fashion club president. We talked about boner punching, the incest-themed Friends episode and Stacie in the bathtub. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz). Disclaimer: Sound is a little rough because we're normal people, not sound gurus, but it's a fun episode, promise! 

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Category:comedy -- posted at: 10:00am MDT

We had the pun-tastic Stephen Holleman (@HollemanJokes, Comedy Chow at Hooters) on the Golden Girls podcast!!! And we had pizza from Lucifers and a visit from Tom Whalen (@TommyntheCutmen) who delivered our pizza! It was the one where Sophia decides to become a nun after her friend from a convent dies. Also, Blanche borrows Rose's car to rear end men on the road that she basically wants to bang. We talked about David Cronenberg's Crash, the allure of collecting stamps, and of course, Sister Act. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

Direct download: TYFBAP_136_Stephen_Holleman.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 10:00am MDT

We had the super fantastic Jackie Kashian (@jackiekashian, The Jackie and Laurie Show, I'm Not the Hero of This Story on iTunes!) on the Golden Girls podcast and it was a Stanisode! We ate chicken pizza and watched the one where Dorothy is full on dating Stan again and nothing can seem to stop them. Also, Rose has a new super needy co-worker who won't stop talking chatting with her! We talked about Rusty Trombones, ouija board booty calls and English muffin openers. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).    

Direct download: TYFBAP_135_Jackie_Kashian.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 10:00am MDT

We had the always loveable, wonderfull Dan Hoen Hull (@VeryBadBuddhist, The Storyline, Then It Got Weird...) on the Golden Girls podcast! Fab! We watched the one where Dorothy gives the high school football star a failing grade and the student body hates on her. Also, Rose's dentist ends up being a Creepy McCreeperson. We talked keeping cellphones in your bra, slut shaming priests and what happens when you try to buy a pencil. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

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Category:comedy -- posted at: 10:00am MDT

It was the wonderful Marnee Burrus (@bagel_fett, Then It Got Weird, Bird City Comedy Festival) on the Golden Girls podcast! It was amazing!!! We watched the one where Blanche's childhood mammy Viola visits the Miami house! But, Blanche had not seen Viola since she had left without saying good-bye when Blanche was a child. And Sophia hires a matchmaker for Dorothy. We talked about Mulan, revenge cooking and the Southern Baptist Fight Club. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

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Category:comedy -- posted at: 10:00am MDT

We had the ever-so-lovely Everett Byram (@rad_milk, Boy's Club, The Daily Dot) was our guest this week on the Golden Girls podcast! We watched the one where Dorothy tries to help an agoraphobic man who hasn't left his apartment since before Nixon's gate was watered. Also, Rose is dead set on finding out what Blanche's birthdate is to throw her a birthday party. We talked about banjo eyes, the Flintstines and the food delivery service, ChubGrab. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).  

Direct download: TYFBAP_132_Everett_Byram.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 10:00am MDT

We had the supz awesome Julian McCullough (@julezmac, Inside Amy Schumer, Chelsea Lately) and supz amazing Meg Molloy (@meg.molloy, Deluxe Salon Williamsburg) on the Golden Girls podcast! And it was a Stan-isode! We watched the one where Stan strikes it rich with a potatoey invention and tries to win Dorothy back with his newfound riches. Also Rose accidentally sells some old St. Olaf war bonds to Blanche. We talked about Diamond Dads, dad drawing contests and Cross Your Heart Bras. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).  

Direct download: TYFBAP_131_Julian_McCullough__Meg_Molloy.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 10:00pm MDT

We had the amazing, totes fun Liz Hutchman (@LizHutchman, Hot Mess improv, Skewed News Hour) on the Golden Girls podcast! Huzzah! Sophia goes to the to get a hernia operation and the hospital loses her and Rose finds out that her biological dad is a monk. Also, Blanche is horny still. We talked about strange hospital rooms, parents moving furniture and letting babies decide for themselves. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

Direct download: TYFBAP_130_Liz_Hutchman.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 10:00am MDT

Storyteller and filmmaker extraordinaire Sean David Christensen (Fan Mail, @seandavidchristensen) joins us in TYfBaP podcast lair to discuss a very special babysode of The Golden Girls. Blanche's uber-pregnant daughter Rebecca comes to Miami to have her baby naturally, and Blanche tries to drop some crazy single mother shame in return. Rose trains to ice-skate in the senior Olympics. Dorothy and Sophia are cocks to each other. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

Direct download: TYFBAP_129_Sean_David_Christensen.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 10:00am MDT

The Golden Girls Ep 127 & 128 The President's Coming! The President's Coming! Part 1 & 2 with Genevieve Rice & Anthony Desamito

We have no guest because screw it! It's a recap double episode and we just don't like to put anyone through this. So it's just Anthony Desamito (@AnthonyDesamito, FOX's Laughs, Ya Feel?!) and Genevieve Rice (@genevieverice, The Dana Gould Hour, Bird City Comedy Festival Founder), your hosts on the show! Hooray! We watched the one where President George Bush Sr. is on his way to visit the Golden Girls during a visit to Miami and a Secret Service Agent learns all about the girls in vignette flashback form. We talked about Inception, bodily fluid towels and how we can't remember much of anything in this podcast. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

Direct download: TYFBAP_127__128_Genevieve_Rice__Anthony_Desamito.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 10:00am MDT

The Golden Girls Ep 126 All Bets Are Off with Henry Crouch

We had the supz, great Henry Crouch (@henrycrouch, Art Baby Make Haha, Big Dumb Clock) is our guest on the Golden Girls podcast! We watched the one where Dorothy starts spiraling down an old road of spending too much time betting at the horse track and Blanche has a man actually deny her sex. Also, Rose starts painting. We talked about eating open faced quesadillas, porno lens flares and inhaling Dust-Off. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

Direct download: TYFBAP_126_Henry_Crouch.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 10:00am MDT

The Golden Girls Ep 125 The Mangiacavallo Curse Makes a Lousy Wedding Present with Lisa Ann Chanoux

We had the always lovely Lisa Ann Chanoux (@asilnoux, Hell Yes Fest, Lady to Lady) in the TYfBaP lair to discuss an extra special weddisode! We witnessed a holy union so naturally we talked about Sicilian curses, unnaturally fancy bathrooms and the sexual healing of jazz. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

Direct download: TYFBAP_125_Lisa_Ann_Chanoux.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 2:21pm MDT

The Golden Girls Ep 124 Cheaters with Christian Pieper

We had the superb Christian Pieper (@pieperoni, Adrenaline, Boston Comedy Festival) on the Golden Girls podcast! Hooray! And it's a scamisode! We watched the one where Blanche and Sophia get caught up in a money scam at the mall involving a nun! And Dorothy hooks up with a guy she had an affair with 5 years ago in Season 1, and it was terrible then and it was terrible now. We talked about whooping cranes, flying away Mary Poppins style and acid wash jeans. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

Direct download: TYFBAP_124_Christian_Pieper.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 10:00am MDT

The Golden Girls Ep 123 Strangers and Other Sisters with Jason Hill

We had the one and only Jason Hill (@J_sonHill, The Broken Hearts Podcast, Bird City Comedy Festival) on the Golden Girls podcast! We watched the one where Blanche's sister Charmaine publishes a romantically explicit novel and the main character is a lust-filled woman who resembles Blanche. Also, the girls have a visitor; Stan's relative from Czechoslovakia who is obsessed with communism. We talked about Mrs. Doubtfire, refugee cake and transformative slurpees. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

Direct download: TYFBAP_123_Jason_Hill.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 8:00am MDT

The Golden Girls Ep 122 Twice in a Lifetime with Kristin Clifford

The totally awesome Kristin Clifford (@kristincliff, Just For Laughs Festival, Put Your Hands Together) watched a fantastic episode of the Golden Girls with us! It was the one where Rose has to choose between her lover Miles and and an old fling from a long time ago. And Sophia falls into the wrong crowd even after Dorothy's demands that she stops; so she decides to move out. We talked about the Gator Wresting crowd, bottom blondes and the bad The Space Ska-dets. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz).

Direct download: TYFBAP_122_Kristin_Clifford.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 10:00am MDT

The Golden Girls Ep 121 72 Hours with Chris Sanders

The very charming Chris Sanders (@chrisrsanders, My Crazy Ex, Arch City Comedy Festival) is our guest this week on the Golden Girls podcast! We ate pizza and watched one of the most talked about Golden Girls episodes in the history of time. It was the one where Rose has to get tested for HIV because of a suspect blood transfusion and the wait for her test results drive her into madness. Also Dorothy plans a benefit to save the wetlands. We talked about hammocks for your log, Alabama truck stops and Gulf of Mexico bacteria. Music by Mike Dennison (@mikd33) and Brian Kokernak (@kokernutz). Full disclosure: We lost the first 24 minutes of Genevieve's track but you can still hear her through our mics. 

Direct download: TYFBAP_121_Chris_Sanders.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 10:00am MDT

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